It's True Blood's Beel, on a show by Sons of Anarchy's Kurt Sutter, about a 14th century knight who's forced to become an executioner. We like the idea of seeing Moyer on TV as someone other than Bill Compton or the guy from The Sound of Music, but we're also excited to see fellow cast members Katey Sagal and Kurt Sutter, who's playing a mute who never shows his face. That oughta be interesting!
Wood stars in the CW's terrifying new series, Containment, about an epidemic that leaves the city of Atlanta quarantined. HisVampire Diaries character Kai was so wickedly nutso that we sort of fell in love with him. It doesn't yet sound like Wood will get to use those same acting skills as he fights for his life against something that is probably not a very angry Bonnie or Damon, but we can't wait to see what else he can do. Also, writer Julie Plec is very good at these types of things. We trust her implicitly.
Jennifer Lopez is playing a cop, you guys, on a show produced by Ryan Seacrest. Have you ever been so excited yet so confused in your entire life?! Her character's name is Harlee McCord, and she's a police officer who becomes a federal informant to deal with corruption among her tight-knit family of fellow officers. We're gonna need this like yesterday.
The Killing may have occasionally made us very frustrated, but Mireille Enos never did. In fact, she delighted us constantly, so putting her on a Shonda Rhimes show was probably the best decision anybody ever made. She'll play Alice, a woman who investigates fraud in Chicago who unwittingly gets engaged to a con man on ABC's The Catch.
We loved and miss him on Law & Order: SVU, so we're excited to see him back on TV, even if he's playing a mercenary on a show about slaves on the underground railroad in WGN America's Underground. We guess we'll take what we can get!
We're beginning to get a little suspicious of the musical talent on CBS' Supergirl, with Glee's Melissa Benoist and Nashville's Laura Benanti starring alongside this Smash and Last Five Years star. We would just like CBS and Greg Berlanti to know that we would be very interested in a musical superhero show. Very, very interested. (Especially after seeing the adorable pilot for this show!)
Supergirl premieres October 26 on CBS.
He's starring in Fox's new comedy, The Grinder, as the younger, real-life lawyer brother to Rob Lowe's TV lawyer character, who returns to his family's law firm after his TV show ends. He may have to attempt to be unimpressed by Rob Lowe, but we're happy to see Savage back on TV in any form. It also helps that the pilot is excellent!
As if it weren't enough for just one of our fave Gossip guys to be on TV again, we're getting both Chuck AND Nate, AND they're on the same network! It's a good thing both shows aren't on the same night this fall, because we actually might not survive that night each week. While Crawford is playing a working class guy with big laundry-relate dreams who goes up against an oil tycoon in North Dakota on Blood & Oil, over on Wicked City, Westwick plays a serial killer. Is it too early to ask for a crossover?
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Yeah, you already know about this, but we can't even explain to you how excited it makes us. We don't know a lot about her character, but Ryan Murphy confirms she'll have something to do with fashion and will be somewhat of a villain. Gaga is often like a walking season of that show all on her own, in the best way. This is like a match made in heaven, and we have a weird feeling that American Horror Story: Hotel might be the best season of the FX series yet.
Season 5 of American Horror Story premieres in October on FX.