"The only thing Taylor Swift had to shake off were the haters because she was stunning. She has blossomed into a gorgeous young woman with impeccable style."
"Beyoncé was wearing Proenza Schouler -- and I ask -- who is bored with this lady always being PERFECT? Not me."
"I love this girl -- but damn, she stole Barbie's look. Where's the cake?"
"Jessie J was absolutely gorgeous. Her performance with Tom Jones stood out more than her gown did; and Esther Williams wants her bloomers back."
"Now we all know how much I love her, but this violet haired Jane Russell look didn't work for me. Neither did the shoes, but then again that's from The Eye Of Todd."
"Madonna, I mean, this s--t has to stop. You are no longer a material "girl" you are a full grown ass woman with an AARP card. Mystery solved, we now know what happened to Baby Jane, and she's at the Grammy's tonight."
"Khloé Kardashian was absolutely amazing! We all know The Chrisley's love Khloé, so I am partial; take my word because she took our heart."
"So glad he came cut and clean tonight. He looked very dapper; let's hope it's due to LOVE in his life...because all the guys in Hollywood have their girlfriends on lock down."
"My mother said if I can't say anything nice say nothing at all. To hell with that, what were you thinking? Take the shades off so you can see the mess you have on."
"Kat Graham was wearing Yanina and it was amazing. This is how you do it right. TODD APPROVED."
"Gwen Stefani rarely gets it wrong and tonight wouldn't be one of those times. She looked amazing - always a step ahead."
"Stunning performance and she was truly classy tonight. I'm sure her parents are proud to not see the cheeks of her ass hanging out. Great job, Ariana!"