"What would you like for me to say? I am so bored already. I mean how many times can this chick show up and be even more stunning than the last time? I tell you, EVERY TIME."
"That dress was as crazy as her damn eyes. Thank god she can act because her style was not on track."
"She was stunning and so classy; I LOVE THIS LOOK."
"I absolutely adore Emma, but this dress made me as nervous as her meetings with Octavia Spencer in The Help."
"He was on point tonight. Gents, this is how you wear all black all right."
"This is a hot mess. Granted, this is the first time in a long time that Patricia even came close to getting it right, but screwed it up because she didn't have time to do her hair. How long do you need to do you hair? The SAGS are here once every year."
"She looks absolutely GORGEOUS; the epitome of Southern class. She does Nashville proud and the rest of us as well...and I haven't had a drink while watching."
"She shines brighter than any emerald. She couldn't have found a better color for her skin tone and her hair color; she rocked it."
"How do you screw up the Globes and the SAGs? She was the darling of both last season. She must have been staring into Jared Leto's eyes instead of the mirror."
"How to Get Away With Great Style—she does!"
"Why cultivate on your face what grows naturally on your ass? Such a great looking guy with an even better looking wife; so SHAVE FOR GOD'S SAKE. It's The SAG Awards, and it's The Globes...not Dallas Buyers Club."
"She's still my Pretty Woman, a Georgia Peach that just keeps getting better. So elegant, stylish, sophisticated...you get that I love this woman and her style, right?"
"What the hell was this? Everything was wrong; from the hair, to the glasses, to the dress. Debbie Reynolds is a hard act to follow—and Carrie did not. If Debbie can forgive Liz then I can forgive Carrie."
"America's Sweetheart; how fortunate are we to have shared this evening with such a legend?"