Bravo's Ladies of London star Julie Montagu is ranking the absolute best and worst celeb fascinators for us, and this one takes the cake! "Adore this," she says of Beckham's head piece. "She gets everything right. Every. Single. Time. She's perfect. Perfect. I would wear that."
"It's like a plant coming out of her head," laments Montagu. "Her head is the pot and the orchids are growing out of it. Honestly. Who does that? Ridiculous. Not classy."
"She's like Victoria. She always gets it right. Look at that. You cannot fault that."
"Just…no. Honestly. Do you remember when you went to prom and you wore a corsage? She has a corsage in her hair. That's a corsage. Style-wise, I'm not a Pippa fan. She needs to come up with her own style. Kate's already doing what she does perfectly. Pippa should be doing something different."
"Oh my god, I love this!" Montagu squeals. "This is really country and a really good wedding hat. A lot of people in London have their weddings outside of the city at a grand house or an estate. This would be perfect for that type of event. She looks so English!"
"I actually like this. There's something quite classy and sophisticated about it. And she does it wel—her hair is up, she's got the black eyeliner. She's not trying to go for the perfect Kate Middleton look, but as something else, it works."
"I mean, she's English, how does she not get it right? It's like a big bow on a birthday present. No. Never, ever ever."
"I'm sorry, but that is like, target practice," Montagu insists. "I don't know what she was trying to say with this. It's from William and Kate's wedding. Was she trying to steal the show? Because if you wear that, it's what you're asking for. There must have been a reason. You don't wear a hat like that without a motive."