Pepperoni, Please
Two of our favorite things—Katy Perry and pepperoni pizza—merged into one.
Sushi Style
We're comfortable with eating raw fish, but wearing it is a very different proposition. The "Firework" singer doesn't seem to mind, honoring her favorite Cali cuisine with this sashimi-covered style.
Peppermint Katy
Somewhere a Candy Land character is very, very jealous. Or was the famous board game's mint-themed land ruled by a man? In that case, he's going to fall for the pop star's Christmas-colored couture.
Kiss Foil Fashion
We wonder if the people at Hershey are pissed or pleased at this unofficial product endorsement. On the one hand, Katy Perry is a major celebrity. But on the other hand, she's wearing their product as a cone bra. Why didn't Madonna think of that?!
Inedible Arrangement
It's like the "Teenage Dream" singer stole all the fruit off the Tropicana lady's hat and stuck it on a one-piece bathing suit. Though we have to give her major credit for fashioning the bodice in the style of a watermelon. Very clever, as far as fruit-themed bodices go.
Strawberry Short Dress
Aaww! The "Dark Horse" singer is wearing an absolutely adorable toddler's Halloween costume. We're not sure how appropriate this is for what appears to be an outdoor appearance in not October, but if some company sold these for kids...or dogs, they'd sell out immediately.
Theater Chic
If only movie theaters still featured sexy girls that walked the aisles selling popcorn and snacks, Katy would be the captain of them all. Other than that single, now extinct opportunity, this look is totally ridiculous.
Flick Fashion
See previous entry. Though this version of the same idea is even less sensible considering the no pants.
Mod McDonald's
We know Ronald McDonald recently got a re-boot. Did Katy Perry have something to do with his chic, new style? It looks like the "Roar" singer is his wild and crazy stylist. Or at the very least a crazy-obsessed fan.
Lollipop Look
We must commend this work of candy art for its incredible construction and design. Katy is wearing a cross between a kids' birthday cake and the most delicate toy ever made! Here's hoping no hungry fans grab for the sugary style.
Cookie Couture
This Chips Ahoy! covered mini dress is technically the most understated of the bunch, which isn't exactly working to its benefit. The cookies don't exactly look like cookies but rather giant brown blobs. Why aren't there more of them? And why aren't they in 3D?!
Top Banana
As if bananas weren't sexy enough already... Here's hoping Katy Perry doesn't fall and slip on herself in this adorable suit.