"I was born for Hank."
"This is when 'The Laugh' started."
"Ewww! What was I thinking with the bangs?"
"Yep, my first layout has nothing on this."
"I couldn't stand my shoes, so my Girl Scout days didn't last long."
"This was my buddy."
"Scoring goals was the best feeling."
"Hells Angels, watch out."
"I'm an all-star for life."
"West Coast till I die."
"My second sport growing up was softball. I loved to see my family in the stands."
"Yeah, I was a slugger, and there are my eyebrows."
"When I first shaved my eyebrows."
"Still the same."
"My senior photo. Still no eyebrows."
"I don't know how I graduated."