Here is everything we know about the Fifty Shades of Grey movie so far. First of all, the movie is actually happening.
We know Dakota Johnson (of Ben & Kate and that one scene in The Social Network) will play Anastasia Steele and Jamie Dornan—and not Charlie Hunnam—will play Christian Grey. Upgrade!
We know that Jamie Dornan is very attractive. Is he as attractive as Christian Grey, an imaginary character? Who's to say. But he is attractive. We know that because we've seen his face (see above).
If Jamie Dornan goes full frontal for the NC-17 version of Fifty Shades, he will likely not disappoint. Look how big of a microphone they needed to hide his penis here.
We know that Anastasia Steele will look like this on the big screen (possibly without the Uggs, but hey, she's a college student). It is still TBD how her inner goddess will look in the movie.
Dakota was seen on set sporting her workout gear for one of the film's running scenes.
We can assume that Anastasia Steele wears short skirts so that it's easier for Christian to [SPOILER ALERT!] rip out her tampon and have period sex with her on a sink. A real scene that really happens in the book.
Dakota and Jamie got face to face during one particularly heated scene.
We know that the movie won't be all sex scenes, as Dakota and Jamie were spotted filming a coffee date, fully clothed. But, you know, even pornos have plots these days. That's what fast forwarding is for.
We know that things better get a lot more NSFW than this. A kiss on the cheek?! Bring on the spanking! Bring on the butt plugs! Bring on the shaving of each other's junk! (All real stuff that really happens in the book.)
We know that, eventually, we will see Christian Grey be dominant and sexually aggressive. Here, he looks kind of angry. Which is close? And he still looks sexy, sooooo...solid job, casting people. Solid job.
The two actors got playful while filming one of the scenes from the upcoming flick.
A pooch on the set of the highly anticipated film quickly became Dakota's BFF.
Dakota gets a personal blindfold shortly before Jamie shows off his new Audi.
We know that, even though he was not cast as Christian Grey, director Sam Taylor-Johnson's husband, Aaron, is f--king hot. Here he is on set, visiting his wife.