Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
He's probably going to get some unfair calls for the rest of the game, and he totally deserved it.
Dance like an entire basketball stadium is watching.
Feels kind of like a metaphor for something.
Sit yo' old ass DOWN.
"AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHthankyousirAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!"
Let's put them all into their own division. The NL Tex-Mex East.
Nobody will ever top Jason Grilli's entrance video. Nobody.
Professional athlete, ladies and gentlemen.
Moving Bartolo Colon to the National League had to have been a ratings ploy. Just look at that swing. Magnificent.
She's just a huge fan of those BJs, ya know?
Real friends itch each others' beards.
Hey, it worked.
That kid is 12 and has five times more game than you.
The weird thing is, they didn't even coordinate this. They all just coincidentally put on their Zubaz pants that day.
Plot twist: Prince Fielder saw a cupcake back near third.
"I said I GOT it."
Things have been looking up for the Marlins ever since they drafted Spider-Man.
Hey, it's a steak on a stick. Don't act like you wouldn't do the same thing.
And it only costs about 1% of the salary!
"And the hooooome, of the, bra–OH NO."
Do not mess with eight-year-olds when it comes to foul balls.
Hey come on guy, that popcorn costs like $20.
YEAH WHO'S READY FOR SOME BASEBAAAAAALLL!