Jemal Countess/Getty Images; Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagicWe've picked and prodded at the silver foxes, so it's only fair the more mature broads get a round of Ditch, Do or Marry!
But we aren't selecting any ol' chicks—this round is all about delish divas. So get ready to tell us which cultural icon could shimmy her way into your heart and which you'd like to kick to the glittery curb between...
Dolly Parton, Cher and Bette Midler!
First up, is Dolly who's country croonin' and infamously large bra size have garnered her tons of fans from Nashville to Hollywood (just ask Miley Cyrus!). With that famous big, blonde ‘do and short sparkly dresses, this backwoods Barbie is as sweet as she is busty.
And then there's Cher. Who else could rock assless chaps on a ship full of sailors? When not sailing the high seas, this diva can still be found onstage in good ‘ol Sin City. No need to turn back time, this broad looks just as good as she did in that Bob Mackie jumpsuit standing next to Sonny in 1975. Well, almost.
Last up, is Bette. Don't mess with the Divine Miss M, this 65-year-old has still got the (poi) balls to call out Lady Gaga for her mermaid-thieving ways! From the bathhouses to the Vegas stage, no one has paved the way for kitsch better than this broad!
So which babe has the most class and chutzpah to steal your sequined-lovin' heart and which prima donna do you think is past her prime?!