Blind Vice! Veronica Bee-Stings Hides Dirty Past to Land New Hunk

Crafty Vice favorite Veronica rewrites history when discussing latest love

By Ted Casablanca Feb 03, 2012 5:01 PMTags
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Whoever said a woman scorned is the thing to fear never met Veronica Bee-Stings! 'Cause, baby, it is our experience that a woman in love is far more dangerous!

Like the time Veronica was all smitten with that married dude, or the more available (but still shady) guy she had before him, the one she got the boob job for.

So, what's Veronica doing for her latest love?

Pretending none of the others ever existed.

Really, it's like she's Britney Spears or something getting some Vegas marriage annulled!

Veronica is so into her latest man—admittedly a catch of a guy who's possibly worth rewriting your past love life over—she's busy telling friends not to tell the current guy nothing much of anything went down with all those past loves of hers.

And, trust us, there are many, many past amorous hook-ups for VBS—and not all of them just to get acting roles, either. Some were actually just for fun!

But there's something about this new dude VBS has landed that doesn't—how shall we put this?—doesn't really click with reality. Or perhaps he chooses not to see things as they are because the nookie's so good?

Oh, yeah, that's it: completely forgot New Dude is still so steaming from his last nookie sitch (in which he got royally dumped), he'll do anything to make it look like he's immediately taken again by a hot young thang—even if he's that thang's millionth thang!

Hey, wouldn't be the first time the male animal took such an approach.

But, three cheers to Veronica for her ballsy moves, huh?

AND IT AIN'T: Eva Mendes, Carey Mulligan, Kate Winslet