Jason Merritt/Getty Mike Coppola/GettyIf you ask Kris Jenner, it was an inside job.
The Kardashian matriarch's Twitter account was hacked yesterday by some enterprising prankster (or pranksters) with a thing for toilet humor who posted a big fat photo of—there's no other polite way to say it—poo.
Talk about a crappy Mother's Day gift!
"Uh yes I got hacked so sorry dolls!!!! I'm guessing it's @ScottDisick ??? Or @KendallJenner @Kylie Jenner ??? Thoughts???!!!!!!!" Kris tweeted.
The hilarity started when the hacker(s) (according to Kris, her family are the prime suspects) put up a nasty pic along with text referencing a lyric from Jay Z's hit song "99 Problems."
"The after math #99problemsands--tis1," went the post along with a shot of the offending excrement.
A series of dirty Twitter exchanges ensued that sounded more like something out of a South Park episode than Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Upon seeing the turd, a good-humored Kris offered up a Twitpic of her shocked reaction.
"Holy s--t stains," Jenner noted. "I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u s--t yourself on accident!"
In a subsequent message to friend and Dancing With the Stars hoofer Mark Ballas, she called it a dirty Mother's Day joke.
"@MarkBallas no!!!!!! I got hacked by my kids!!!!!!! Ugh happy mothers day!! Ha!" she wrote.
Naturally, it didn't' take long before daughter Kim Kardashian chimed in.
"Ummmmm EWWWWW MOM!!!!????? @KrisJenner who hacked your twitter???? This isn't funny!" the reality star tweeted.
As did sister Kourtney:
"Haven't laughed so hard in a while!" she said. "Crying about the tweets @ScottDisick @KendallJenner @KylieJenner sent from @KrisJenner account tonight!"
Those Kardashians are funny, aren't they?