Caption Solange Knowles' Bikini Blunder

Funky fashionista wears beach party ensemble to an Elle event in NYC last night. Write a clever caption about her crazy getup and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

George Lass Says: "Well, I didn't know what the weather would be like, so I dressed for everything: winter, summer, and tacky.
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The Perp: Solange Knowles, at the Elle Women in Music concert in Hollywood

It's a beach party on top but business on the bottom, as Beyoncé's little sister hits the red carpet in a bikini top, wide-brim hat and cover-up paired with high-waisted slacks. The individual pieces are fab, but put them all together and this ensemble looks more appropriate for a dinner in the Riviera, not the red carpet.

What do you think of Solange's ensemble? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.