20 New Year's Resolutions Inspired by the Real Housewives

Kim Zolciak-Biermann, Lisa Rinna and more Bravo stars may have reminded us how to behave in the new year

By Mike Vulpo Dec 30, 2017 11:00 AMTags
New Year's Resolutions Inspired by the Real HousewivesNBC/ Melissa Herwitt / E! Illustration

The end of December is here and it can only mean one thing: Time to create your New Year's resolutions!

While we totally support the predictable eating healthier, working out more and losing weight goals, we decided to dig a little deeper.

May we point you to the entertaining ladies of Bravo known as the Real Housewives?

Whether they are on the West Coast, East Coast or the middle of Potomac, these reality stars have entertained us all year long. At the same time, they may have inspired some unconventional resolutions.

Stop throwing wine glasses at dinner? Totally doable. Asking a friend if she trusts her husband? Yah, maybe hold off on that in 2018.

We decided to have some fun with our favorite cast members and share some resolutions based on a few unforgettable scenes. Just remember Bravoholics, you can never have too much Real Housewives.    

Real Housewives New Year's Resolutions

In 2018...Keep your dildos to yourself. 

In 2018...When attending a fashion show, come for the fashion and not the s––t show. 

In 2018...Make sure your hair is on fleek when you find yourself in a war of words. 

In 2018...When you see cockroaches at your friend's place, remain calm. 

In 2018...Do not compare your enemies to Sesame Street characters, especially Big Bird. 

In 2018...Tell your friends you are getting married before they read about it on social media. 

In 2018...When you are given cake, make sure to eat it and not throw it. 

In 2018...Stay out of people's marriages. 

In 2018...Put one foot in front of the other—literally—to avoid falling into bushes. 

In 2018...Make sure your teeth are in tight before you dance the night away. 

In 2018...Try to have more patience with people.

In 2018...Enjoy happy hour on a more regular basis, even if it's by yourself. 

In 2018...Read more in your free time—books that is. 

In 2018...Don't waste wine at the dinner table—especially on other people. 

In 2018...Keep your hands to yourself. 

In 2018...Stay focused on your health and fitness goals even in the face of temptation. 

In 2018...Continue to say no to drugs.

In 2018...Avoid giving any and all bunnies as gifts. 

In 2018...Try and keep the PDA moments under control, unless you want the streets talking. 

In 2018...Live a life that will leave jaws dropped. Happy New Year, Bravo lovers. 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesday nights at 9 p.m. while Real Housewives of New Jersey airs Wednesday nights at 9 p.m. And kick off your week with the Real Housewives of Atlanta airing Sunday nights at 8 p.m. all on Bravo. 

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