So we've heard ABC is currently casting for their next Bachelor...
The internet has stumbled upon yet another weirdly fascinating and pretty hilarious gem. It's a website called ShouldYouDateNate.Com, and the Twitterverse can't seem to agree on whether or not 31-year-old Nate Rifkin of Denver, Col. actually went to such lengths to track down a potential life partner.
A self-described "passionate businessman" with a love for meditation, healthy living and his nutritional supplement company, Nate decided to create his own dating profile, because as he put it, Tinder was a bit restrictive for someone as wordy as Nate. (Seriously, this page reads like a freakin' novel.)
But instead of listing his most admirable qualities, Rifkin switches the script on a typical dating profile and describes all the reasons you'd never want to settle down with a guy like him.