Some people are trying really hard to turn Malia Obama being a regular teenager into a controversial thing, to make her seem more wild (and therefore potentially out of control!) than she is or has any designs on being.
And they can try all they want, but remember the family motto that starts with, "When they go low..."
Barack and Michelle Obama's eldest daughter moved into her dorm at Harvard University this week, upon arrival becoming the biggest celebrity at a school that, in addition to producing countless famous alumni has seen its fair share of already-big stars, such Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Natalie Portman, matriculate over the years. (Next year Malia will be joined by Black-ish star Yara Shahidi, who was an advocate for the first lady's Let Girls Learn program and whose impressive application included a letter of recommendation from FLOTUS herself.)
And while it's only been a day, we aren't expecting a rash of rebellion coming from Malia's corner of Harvard Yard.