The Bachelorette Season 13: Meet Rachel Lindsay's 31 Men—Including a Tickle Monster and a "Whaboom"

Rachel's season of The Bachelorette premieres on Monday, May 22, and we have your first look at her line-up of suitors

By Tierney Bricker May 17, 2017 9:44 PMTags

It's The Bachelorette's version of Christmas and Bachelor Nation is getting 31 presents this year.

Rachel Lindsay's season kicks off on Monday, May 22, and ABC has finally unveiled the Dallas lawyer's line-up of suitors, including their photos and the now-infamous job descriptions. And season 13's crop of men's occupations definitely do not disappoint, as we have a tickle monster AND a "whaboom."

What is a "whaboom" you ask? Well, it's either a World of Warcraft reference or, per Urban Dictionary, the man is the human embodiment of  the "word to be used when just a simple 'Bam' would not provide the desired effect. A word used to convey the huge ramifications of several actions that lead the subject down a road to inevitable demise."

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Oh, this season is going to be fun.

On the first night, viewers can expect to see one guy, Matt, show up in a penguin costume (clearly stealing a page from Alexis' "Is she a shark or a dolphin?" playbook during Nick Viall's season), another to be accompanied by a marching band (Blake E.), and one to actually be a secret admirer from Rachel's elementary school days (Fred). Creepy or romantic? You decide during the premiere.

Here is the full line-up of Rachel's men, all 31 of them.

Bryan

A 37 year-old chiropractor from Miami, FL. 

Eric

A 29 year-old personal trainer from Los Angeles. 

Peter

A 31 year-old business owner from Madison, WI. 

Dean

A 26 year-old startup recruiter from Venice, CA. 

Eliminated week 7

Adam

A 27 year-old real estate agent from Dallas, TX. 

Eliminated week 6

Matt

A 32 year-old construction sales rep from Meriden, CT who shows up in a penguin suit on night one. 

Eliminated week 6

Alex

A 28 year-old information systems supervisor from Grosse Pointe Park, MI. 

Eliminated week 5

Will

A 28 year-old sales manager from Miami, FL. 

Eliminated week 5

Kenny

A 35 year-old pro wrestler from Las Vegas, NV. 

Eliminated week 5

Anthony

A 26 year-old education software manager from Chicago. 

Eliminated week 5

Josiah

A 28 year-old prosecuting attorney from Ft. Lauderdale, FL. 

Eliminated week 5

Lee

A 30 year-old singer/songwriter and southern gentleman from Nashville, TN. 

Eliminated week 5

Iggy

A 30 year-old consulting firm CEO from Chicago. His real name is Ignacio. 

Eliminated week 4

Jonathan

A 31 year-old "tickle monster" from New Smyrna Beach, FL. (He's actually a doctor.) 

Eliminated week 4

Jack Stone

A 32 year-old attorney from Dallas, TX. 

Eliminated week 4

Brady

A 29 year-old male model from Miami, FL. 

Eliminated week 3

Bryce

A 30 year-old firefighter from Orlando, FL. 

Eliminated week 3

Diggy

A 31 year-old senior inventory analyst from Chicago, IL. His real name is Kenneth.

Eliminated week 3

Fred

A 27 year-old executive assistant from Dallas, TX who actually went to elementary school with Rachel. 

Eliminated week 3

Blake E.

A 31 year-old aspiring drummer from Marina del Rey, CA. 

Eliminated week 2

Lucas

A 30 year-old "whaboom" (and most likely this season's villain) from Santa Monica, CA. 

As for what "whaboom" means, "It's a lifestyle, it's an essence, it's who he is," Chris Harrison said. 

Eliminated week 2

Jamey

A 32 year-old sales account executive from Santa Monica, CA. 

Eliminated week 2

DeMario

A 30 year-old executive recruiter from Century City, CA. 

Told to GTFO in week 2

Blake K.

A 29 year-old U.S. Marine veteran from San Francisco, CA. 

Eliminated week 1

Grant

A 29 year-old emergency medicine physician from NYC. 

Eliminated week 1

Jedidiah

A 35 year-old ER physician from Augusta, GA. 

Eliminated week 1

Kyle

A 26 year-old marketing consultant from Los Angeles, CA. 

Eliminated week 1

Michael

A 26 year-old former professional basketball player from Chicago, IL. 

Eliminated week 1

Milton

A 31 year-old hotel recreation supervisor from North Bay Village, FL. 

Eliminated week 1

Mohit

A 26 year-old product manager from Pacifica, CA. 

Eliminated week 1

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The Bachelorette premieres Monday, May 22 at 9 p.m. on ABC.