• Jude Law is a total babe.
• Hilary Duff and Faye Dunaway could stand to learn a thing or two about peacemaking from Sean Penn and Mickey Rourke. (No word on if the Milk star got the groping treatment, though.)
• Poor A-Rod. It really must be embarrassing having your gal-pal Madonna cavorting around your Yankee territory with even younger boy-toy Jesus Luz.
• Vivica A. Fox and the Psychic Friends Network are not friends.
• Contain your shock. Jessica Simpson and Audrina Patridge are headed straight to video.
• Kingston Rossdale shares his mom, Gwen Stefani, with a friend.
• Erykah Badu's baby is from named Mars.
• Dear Despair, Inc.: These Christian Bale T-shirts are awesome! Must get one. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Paris Hilton clearly gets the Big Picture if she feels "love is blonde."