Do your plans for the future involve the consumption of an infant's upchuck? Are you perhaps with child yourself, and enjoy the aroma of spewed mashed peas? Perhaps a candle made from the scent of dry-heaved Gerber Graduates riles you up more than any pumpkin spice 3-wick? If any of these questions connect with you on a spiritual level, boy do we have some news for you. Get your barf-loving buns down to the nearest Starbucks because they just made a drink that looks (and supposedly smells) like the stuff your sister's kid just puked all over your new velvet choker. The secret menu concoction is called "Baby Vomit" and it is just...so much. If we've gathered anything from the name of this drink, one can conclude that our world is approaching the end of days. If ordering a secret menu Butterbeer pisses off your barista, don't ask for this.