Happy birthday, Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher!

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's little girl is turning 2 today, and while we're not entirely sure what they're getting Wyatt for her special day, they've already gifted us over the past couple of years with some tremendous quotes on parenting—including some candid(ly hilarious) horror stories.

"Children are f---ing crazy," Kunis, who's now pregnant with baby No. 2, confessed in an interview with Glamour. "They're also suicidal. Like, at the park, certain jungle gyms have an opening for older kids to jump out of. She's 19 months; she can't jump. She just walks off it as if she's on a pirate ship."

The Bad Moms star also joked in an interview with Look, "Wyatt's rambunctious but she's not there yet where she's two-and-a-half and I'm like, 'Holy s--t, there's this demon baby coming out! We haven't quite hit the demon stage yet."

Luckily Kunis' husband shares his wife's humorous outlook on things, and is head-over-heels for his little girl.

"It's so good, so good. It's the best thing I've ever done," Kutcher gushed on Jimmy Kimmel Live last year.

And ultimately, "it does change the way you think and look at life," Kunis told Entertainment Tonight about becoming a mother. "I would never trade it for the world."

A very happy birthday to their firstborn child—and we can't wait to hear all about Wyatt's little sibling when he or she arrives. Enjoy more of Ashton and Mila's musings on parenthood in the meantime.

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