There's a war on white wine, apparently, and Amy Schumer and Ramona Singer are on the front lines. After Lester Holt moderated the first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump on CNN Monday, Andy Cohen invited the Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo author and the Real Housewives of New York City star to participate in a debate of their own on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. Each was given 30 seconds to explain her platform, and when their time was up, they heard a clip of Bethenny Frankel yelling, "Shut the f--k up!" Each had 15 seconds to rebut the other's argument. "Let's keep it respectful and clean," Cohen said.
The topic was pinot grigio vs. chardonnay, of course.
"Pinot grigio: Light, crisp, refreshing, notes of apple and pear. Chardonnay: color looks like piss. Who would want to drink that?" asked Singer, who made her argument before Schumer. "You can drink a cheap glass of pino—it's fine. Cheap chardonnay gets stuck like butter on the roof of your mouth and it tastes like you're sucking sticks of oak. And, oh! Pinot grigio doesn't have to be paired with food, but chardonnay does. So, therefore, pinot grigio: less fattening. Calories!"
Singer finished her statements with seconds to spare. "I timed myself well, didn't I?" she asked.