That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong.
Sisqo's profound words really hit home as I stood before a mound of underwear of all shapes, colors and materials: G-strings, lace, lacy straps, thin strips, mesh knitting, mesh crotches…it looked like a Victoria's Secret sample sale on my desk.
For whatever the reason, I missed the thong train growing up. I tried one in middle school and hated it—pass on the perpetual wedgie, thanks. I figured only celebs and music video vixens wear uncomfortable undies…until, that is, a slew of E! News staffers shared they wear thongs Every. Single. Day.