Whitney Port

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Whitney Port is joining the wonderful world of celebrity just fine. First, she flashed her breasts; secondly, she's blogging. You're one hospital stay away from being the next Lindsay Lohan, babe!

Whit writes of her bikini slip: "I'm sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn't as cautious as I should have been."

The City gal continues: "Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit—not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view...very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!"

Who's not laughing? Audrina, Heidi and Lauren. You think they like having their reality throne usurped? The end is nigh for those three—Heid's so desperate for some attention she went and got herself sorta-married, and Laur's just about done trying, having given up fake dating for real-dating a nonmodel. As for Aud, she'd better "accidentally" have a wardrobe malfunction soon if she wants people to keep yakkin' about her.

Additional reporting by Becky Bain

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