• Are you ready to get Bacon'd?
• Not even a rogue piece of chicken cutting her uvula can stop Miley from talking. In fact, she'll probably just talk more, because it's not every day she gets a sexy Lohan voice.
• Madonna's old beefcake flame A-Rod and Kate Hudson got "very cozy" over a three-hour meal. Did Kate somehow miss the whole A-Rod Scandal of '08? Because this doesn’t seem like a good move.
• The View ladies aren't having any of Ann Coulter's "I'm such a victim" whining.
• See all the stars who walked the red carpet last night in our Golden Globes Arrivals gallery!