E!Welcome to the Caribbean islands!
EJ Johnson trades the urban jungle of New York City for the sand, surf and sun of Saint Martin in Wednesday night's EJNYC and you can bet your Givenchy boots it was the ultimate kiki!
Of course, Elisa Johnson and friends join in on the fun during the extravagant vacation that blatantly proves why EJ needs to be our very best friend immediately. No joke!
Here are the 10 times he literally gave us life on the latest episode!
1. When he does this shake and shimmy: Because how else would you appropriately show your excitement for an island adventure?
2. When he puts his sister on blast for inviting her crush on vacation: Even though EJ didn't have the energy to fight with Elisa about bringing Jarrod, her man of the moment to Saint Martin, he has no problems calling her out about it. "I know Elisa brought him for the D," he says. "There's always room in Elisa's suitcase for D—right next to the hairspray and the makeup." LOL!
3. When he disses Elisa's ex-boyfriend: Despite his random appearance on the trip, EJ admits his sister's new squeeze is a major improvement from her last relationship. "She literally could have picked up a garbage person off the side of the street," he says. "I would have been fine—anything other than Anthony."
4. When he's all about self-love: "I love spending time with me and I'm my best friend," EJ explains. "I can go grocery shopping with me. I can go to Barneys with me. I can take a trip with me! Oh god, I love spending time with me!" Love yourself, hunny!
5. When he takes full advantage of the wind: We see those moves, EJ!
6. When he gets distracted by two handsome men: It turns out EJ is just like the rest of us: He too cannot resist delicious eye candy!
7. When he imitates Elisa's man: After witnessing Jarrod's unfortunate dance moves at the club, EJ can't resist teasing his sister about his poor rhythm. "You know that's how he is in the bedroom," he tells her before giving a hilarious demonstration.
8. When he whips out his signature dance move: Whine and grind, baby!
9. When he throws back drinks at the bar: Shots! Shots! Shots!
10. When he rides a jet ski...in a maxi dress: "My slit was all pushed to one side," EJ explains to Elisa. "One thigh out, one thigh covered. Thank you! Don't come for Ariel!" *Drops mic*