The biggest online garage sale is back and damn. It is better than ever. Happy Amazon Prime Day, y'all! This time, they're comin' in hot with unheard of deals on sticks of deodorant, pretzels, and cream for your ween. We can't make this stuff up. If you've been waiting all year to get your hands on generic teal cardigans, toothpaste or an old Carrie Underwood CD, this is your holiday, dear reader. Sound ridiculous? Don't even worry about it. If you use your imagination, there's a use for every single one of these weird-ass items.