InstagramChristie Brinkely is pissed off.
At around 10 p.m. Saturday, a woman peed on the sand near the supermodel's home in Sag Harbor Cove. The New York Post's Page Six tracked down the woman, Erica Remkus, to get her side of the story. "'What are you doing?!'" Brinkley reportedly screamed. "'You can't pee in front of my house! You have to go away. You're standing on my rocks. You can't pee on my rocks. I walk there!'" Remkus, a hairdresser, said she was on public property. "These are not your rocks," she yelled. "This is not your beach. The beach is public property. You don't own it."
The women's argument only escalated from there. Brinkley turned on a garden hose and doused Remkus from about 30 feet away. "I hadn't even peed yet, by the way," Remkus said. After their pissing match ended, Remkus defiantly peed on the sand near Brinkley's home. "I would not have peed if she didn't spray me," she told Page Six. "After that, I kind of had to."
Brinkley called the police, who interviewed Remkus but declined to cite her.
A local official confirmed Remkus had peed on public property.
After various outlets began to circulate the story, Brinkley decided to share her version of events via Instagram July 4. "I know it's Independence Day but that does not mean 'free to pee' in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering. Maybe the trespasser should celebrate 'Depends Day' as she apparently thinks she lives in 'The Land of the Pee,' as I was forced to hose down her mess after she urinated in my yard all the while throwing things at me," she wrote. "My wish for everyone on this Fourth of July is...May you live in the Land of the Free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths. (That's not too much to ask right?) Peace! I'll raise my glass of Bellissima Prosecco to that...Cheers Happy 4th to everyone!"
Brinkley added, "#iamalocal #30yearsinthehamptons #raised3kidshere #quieteveningathome."