HBOStill digesting that action-packed Game of Thrones season six premiere (and wondering where you can find a gem-encrusted choker like Melisandre's to keep you young and beautiful forever)?
Thankfully, we at last know the fate of Jon Snow (he's incredibly dead, as we've been promised all along—though just because he's dead doesn't mean he's going to stay that way, there is a lot of evidence).
If you're in the mood to decode incredibly vague descriptions of what's about to happen on the show, take a look at the synopses for the episodes set to air on May 1 and May 8, respectively. All we can glean is that most of our favorite characters will be there, doing stuff, but hopefully you can glean some other intel from the below loglines.
In episode two of the new season, titled "Home," here's what you'll see: Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) trains with the Three-Eyed Raven (Max von Sydow). In King's Landing, Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) advises Tommen (Dean-Charles Chapman). Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) demands good news, but has to make his own. At Castle Black, the Night's Watch stands behind Thorne (Owen Teale). Ramsay Bolton (Iwan Rheon) proposes a plan, and Balon Greyjoy (Patrick Malahide) entertains other proposals.
How detailed and descriptive!
And in episode three of season six, titled "Oathbreaker," written by showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, HBO promises: Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) meets her future. Bran meets the past. Tommen confronts the High Sparrow (Jonathan Pryce). Arya (Maisie Williams) trains to be No One. Varys (Conleth Hill) finds an answer. Ramsay gets a gift.
Again, very illuminating!
Any ideas as to what the episode descriptions are foreshadowing? Leave your conspiracy theories in the comments below!
Game of Thrones airs Sundays at 9 p.m. on HBO.