Happy Ivy Park release day! Beyoncé's line of athletic wear is officially available for you to spend your entire paycheck on, and Nordstrom has even blessed us with a new commercial featuring the singer/actress/designer/ruler of the world showing off some sick moves on a pair of roller skates.
But the best part of the video is watching the one and only Beyoncé fall on her perfect butt like she's actually a normal human being with flaws. Unfortunately, unlike most human beings, she still manages to look like a flawless queen while totally eating s--t.
The ad starts off as a perfect showcase for Bey's incredible body. Just look at her. Skating along and staring you down, wondering why you haven't hit the gym yet in your all-blue spandex outfit:
Bye. Skating away from all the haters:
And then...
Boom! Bey goes down. And she looks perfect doing it.
Does a worldwide superstar sweat it when she totally eats it in front of a camera, providing clumsy footage that will surely be shown to the entire world when her clothing line comes out?
Nah. Queen B doesn't sweat a thing. Unless you could the glistening glow of her face as she models her sexy athletic gear.
Maybe one day we will look as beautiful simply standing still as Bey does flailing and falling to the ground.