Dustin Snipes / Sharp ShotBig night. Lots happening. Stars. Awards. Lights. Cameras. All that. In case you missed it, we've blogged every angle from arrivals to parties to backstage outpourings, and here's what we know so far (beyond that, like, those guys from Superbad totally look like they sneaked in):
1. Pregnant woman in expensive gowns are hot.
2. Dark-haired dudes in tuxes are not as hot, but still pretty damn hot.
3. No Country for Old Men was, obviously, the big winner, with four Oscars. The Bourne Ultimatum cleaned up, too, with three. There Will Be Blood and La Vie en Rose, two each. Transformers? Zero. Sorry.
4. Gary Busey is a strange man.
5. Jon Stewart is a funny man.
6. If you take away the bad haircut, the cattle gun, the coin and the sawed-off, Javier Bardem is really a nice, handsome man who deserved to win and talks to his mom in their own secret code.
7. Sean Penn and über-model Petra Nemcova are an item, apparently. Or at least they want us to think so.
8. Best Actress Marion Cotillard will totally sing for you, if you bug her enough.
9. Tilda Swinton does look an awful lot like Eric Stoltz.
10. A little rain isn't enough to keep Donny Osmond away.