I'm wearing a checkered button up, puffy vest and a pair of sensible boots your science teacher used to sport on nature-themed field trips. I look like your friendly L.L.Bean salesperson, ready to help with all your Northwoods camping needs. Is my plumbers crack showing right now? I don't know, probably. Let's not forget about today's makeup look either. You know when you were little, and you would buy a creamy Spiderman-sicle from the ice cream truck? You were so stoked to eat the face of your favorite character, but when you took off the wrapper, it looked nothing like the real thing. Before your crying eyes, you had a lie on a stick, a dripping vanilla slab with runny red Skittles for eyes. That is, essentially, my face every day.
My name is Dominique, and I need a lifestyle makeover. I hate working out, I bleed White Castle, and my favorite activity is sleep.