It's been nearly four years since the Jersey Shore cast packed away their tanning oils and fist-pumped their way off of MTV. While a lot has changed since the 2012 series finale—weddings, babies, tax fraud charges—it seems you can take these self-described guidos and guidettes out of Jersey, but you can't ever fully take the Jersey out of them.
And why would you want to?!
When E! News confirmed that the most iconic love saga to exist on the Jersey Shore—you know, the one between "Sammi Sweetheart" Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro—had sparked once again, we suddenly grew nostalgic for the cast that once had this country glued to the television every week.
While a source tells E! News Ron and Sam "are seeing each other again, [but] taking it slower this time around," we couldn't help but wonder what was happening in the lives of their eight former cast mates. Some we know more about than ever, some a little less... but here's what they're up to: