Jordan Strauss/Invision/APLadies and Gentleman, welcome to the 88th Annual Academy Awards, otherwise known as Leonardo DiCpario Night.
But in all seriousness, while the star of The Revenant is no doubt top of mind for everybody at the Dolby Theatre this evening, he's not the only thing going on. After all, this is Hollywood's biggest event and it drew Hollywood's biggest stars. Matt Damon is here. Cate Blanchett is here. Jacob Tremblay's hot dad is here! It's legendary.
Before the celebs head inside to honor Mr. DiCaprio, they stopped to chat with E! News' Ryan Seacrest, and Leo's tussle with the bear wasn't the only topic of conversation. They talked about all kinds of things, like getting kicked out of banks and suing Pixar. Read on to find out the best bites.
"I'm not allowed at banks anymore. When I go into a bank they escort me out." — Adam McKay on being treated differently after making the financial industry skewering that was The Big Short.
"I was like, how dare you? I'm gonna call my attorneys. Pixar, you're done." — What happens when you ask Mindy Kaling to play a character called Disgust.
"That would be great, because then we could have a little drink." — Alicia Vikander on why she wants her category to be announced early in the show.
"When he wants to tell me something, he tells me in my accent so I can't be mean." — Marriage secrets straight from Sofia Vergara.
"I can see lots of legs, that's my perspective." — The view isn't so great on the red carpet for little Jacob Tremblay.
"The first six minutes are yours and the rest of the time people just want to know, did I win?" — Whoopi Goldberg on the reality of hosting the Oscars.
"Brooklyn the movie? I've heard it's actually all right. We've made a few people cry so that's good." — Saoirse Ronan's thoughts on her nominated film.
"Whenever you see anything you do for the first time, all you look at is everything you've done wrong." — Eddie Redmayne being hard on himself.
"I just ate a lot of cookies." — Common keeping it real.
"I'm like, do your kids wanna see the sword closet? It's probably why I shouldn't be a parent anytime soon." — Olivia Munn on her unique collecting habits.
"I thought, well I'm not gonna win, so I'm just gonna go and get this neck fixed." — Why Kate Winslet tried to make a massage appointment after the Golden Globes.
"I could get a Double-Double. It could happen!" — Brie Larson's Oscar fantasies are all about the food.
"I brought you a cookie of me, so now I can just say, 'eat me.'" — Bryan Cranston greeted Ryan Seacrest in the most gentlemanly of ways.
"I can tell you nothing, I'm afraid. These snipers are actually from Warner Brothers." — Henry Cavill on being sworn to secrecy about the upcoming Batman v Superman.
"My mom's watching!" — Why Jason Segel decided to clean himself up from his The End of the Tour look.
"One thing he said is that hair is why his wife married him. He's got this big mop." — Steve Carell relays his conversations with his real-life The Big Short character.
"On Kevin Hart Day there are no right sneakers. Only left sneakers and a sock." — Kevin Hart muses on the rules of the newly-christened Kevin Hart Day.
"My knowledge and prowess in the world of technology are very lame." — Why Michael Fassbender isn't that similar to the real Steve Jobs.
"I think you're happy if your brain works and you're able to just say anything at all." — What it's like to give an acceptance speech, according to Jared Leto.
"It's a ponytail or you're gonna look like Barbarella." — The hair options that Charlize Theron faced while filming Mad Max: Fury Road.
"There was a scrum for it!" — Mark Ruffalo describes the time his Twitter followers banded together to find his lost iPhone.