MarvelQuick! If we were to ask you to give us a name of a hot Hollywood dude named Chris, what would your answer be?
Chris Hemsworth?
Yep, he is quite delicious.
Chris Evans?
Hellooooo, Captain.
Chris Pratt?
From Parks and Rec to Parks and SEX. That made no sense but who cares when he looks like that?
So, we agree that all these Chris' are super hot. It's that Marvel Chris club! But we think it's high time we add someone to the official list of Hottest Chris' in Hollywood.
We're talking about Chris Pine. He's starring in the upcoming Disney picture The Finest Hours, which is a fitting title as every hour looking at him is a very fine hour.
Pine, the hot dude from the Star Trek trilogy, the iconic Lindsay Lohan comedy Just My Luck, the iconic Anne Hathaway comedy Princess Diaries 2 and the iconic Reese Witherspoon action-comedy This Means War, is a certified regulation hottie. That much is clear.
Not clear enough for you? Don't worry, we've got evidence:
Baseball hat and tee? Yes. So much yes.
Pocket square game on point.
This man can wear the hell out of a suit. That red carpet should be honored that Pine is stepping all over it.
Usually you would just gawk at Idris Elba in this photo (and we are, trust us), but our eyes can't help but drift to Pine's smoldering, resting-bitch-face look.
Besides starring as the one and only Captain Kirk, he's also in the upcoming Wonder Woman film. So if you were about to argue that these other Chris' are superheroes or part of the superhero club…shut your mouth right now. Chris Pine may be DC and not Marvel, but he gets to be in a movie with Wonder Woman. That's pretty badass.
Did you say you needed more evidence in GIF form? OK!
Dat beard tho.
Have you ever seen a human with bluer eyes?!
Don't be a tease, Pine.
That white shirt looks good on you. It would look even better on our floor because you took it off when it got in the way of all our innocent bed-jumping fun! Doesn't Chris Pine look like someone who would want to jump on the bed with you?
Hi. You're insanely attractive.
So we've proved that he's a yummy-looking human being, but there's more to ol' Pine Nut than just good looks. Have you ever witnessed his epic bromance with Star Trek costar Zachary Quinto? We relish the promotion that comes with a new Star Trek film because it just means another opportunity for these two to show off how much they love each other. Bless those press junkets. Their adorable friendship turns Chris and Zach's sexiness factor up to 11.
And Chris is a smart egg, as demonstrated by the running vocab game he has with Quinto. Basically, they constantly try and show each other up with big, fancy words.
Is there anything sexier than someone who looks like Chris Pine saying the word "sacrosanct?" The answer is no, definitely not.
So in conclusion, Chris Pine is ridiculously attractive and needs to stop being overlooked as one of the hot Hollywood Chris'. Is there a form we have to fill out or something? There's always room for more sexy actors named Chris, damn it!