If you're the individual responsible for coming up with these bonkers-ass holidays, we applaud you for living your truth. Today is National Peanut Butter Day. This may just beat out Bacon Day for ridiculous foodie holiday of the year. According to the National Peanut Board (for real, that's a thing), "The amount of peanut butter eaten in a year could wrap the earth in a ribbon of 18-ounce peanut butter jars one and one-third times." Dafrick is wrong with y'all? We get it but like, maybe throw in a green juice every now and then?! The site also notes children will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before they graduate high-school. Sounds about right.