Bravo"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Go f--k yourself and die." Stassi Schroeder, ladies and gentlemen.
That's right, everyone's favorite Vanderpump Rules blonde baddie is making her return to the hit Bravo series and in this extended trailer for the second half of the season, exclusive to E! News before airing following tonight's new episode, it may not be such a triumphant one.
If the California drought could be solved using tears, someone ought to have followed Stassi around as she attempted to make good with former co-stars Tom Schwartz, Katie Maloney and her old boss Lisa Vanderpump because the waterworks were a-flowing. "You had a boss and a good friend," Queen Lisa tells her former subject. "And you f--ked it up."
Stassi's hardly the only person on the receiving end of one of Lisa's withering put downs. No, in this preview alone, the grande dame tells one of her employees straight up "Don't come in to work. Ever again." before telling another "Your ego is out of control. Go away and grow the f--k up." As for just whose behavior warranted the dressings down, well, you're going to have to figure that out for yourself.
To find out who Lisa's sending away, and to also get a sneak peek at Jax Taylor's Hawaii arrest, someone proclaiming themselves the "white Kanye West," and Sheana Shay facing off with (former?) BFF Ariana Madix, you better press play on that video above.
Vanderpump Rules airs Monday at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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