BravoDing, ding, ding! The first major blowout of The Real Housewives of Atlanta season eight has arrived...but was it the dumbest Real Housewives fight ever?
While on a boat (isn't this where all good Real Housewives fight seeds are planted?), Cynthia Bailey took issue with Porsha Williams calling her a bitch. Tequila shots were involved.
"Cynthia, I don't know what got you so upset just now. I've been calling you bitch all day...We've been playing," Porsha said to her. But Porsha added a "whatever" to "bitch" and things took a turn.
"No. You said 'bitch' and then you said 'whatever, bitch.' That whole 'whatever' is very dismissive," Cynthia replied, later explaining that the term "bitch" is used as "a term of endearment" amongst the ladies, but Porsha used it in a disrespectful way on the boat.
Porsha went to sort of apologize (but really not) and that's when fingers started wagging and "fake as f--k" claims started getting thrown about. Kim Fields' reaction face was all the audience's reaction face.
But one finger wag too many happened and that's when the lunge happened. Find out where this skirmish ranks in E!'s official ranking of The Real Housewives fights. Will the part two of bump this fight up?
In September, E! News reported Cynthia kicked Porsha in the stomach, but there wouldn't be any charges stemming from the incident.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta airs Sundays at 8 p.m. on Bravo.
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