To paraphrase the eternal words of Liz Lemon: We want to go to there.
Billy Eichner has made every Shonda Rhimes fan's dreams come true and taken it upon himself to create a real-life Shondaland—and trust us when we tell you, it. is. epic.
Featured in this week's episode of Billy on the Street, Billy and his guest Amy Sedaris run through an obstacle course built to celebrate all things TGIT and it has everything: A Grey's Anatomy challenge where "there's a woman dying over there, but, quick, f--k that nurse!"? Check. Wig Mountain, which Amy has to scale to collect Kerry Washington's wig for delivery to the Scandal star's hair stylist via the Olivia Pope-mobile? Check. A bunch of gay people having gratuitous sex a la How to Get Away With Murder that Amy must crawl through? Check and check.
Other pit stops of hilarious note? An NAACP Image Ball Pit (complete with live children!), a "gauntlet of 10 white people patting themselves on the back for embracing a black lead," and the ABC glass ceiling, which Amy must burst through while stepping on a box labeled "Private Practice (Netflix reboot)." Did we mention the whole thing culminates with the Kerry Washington Water Slide of Tears?
"This is like Gay American Ninja Warrior," Billy shouts. "Eat your heart out, Ellen Pompeo!" Bless you, Billy Eichner. Bless you.
What are you waiting for? Press play on the hysterical video above.
Billy on the Street airs Thursdays at 10:30 p.m. on truTV.