The business of creating Drake memes is a very competitive one indeed. One must always be always be on your toes, with your thinking cap on and ready to do the impossible.
It may seem like the rapper is always doing things that make meme-creation easy, but to truly be the best it takes wit, precision and speed. To create a Drake meme is to create history.
This week has been rife with opportunity for the Viners and Tweeters of the world. On Monday night he released the music video to his latest song, "Hotline Bling," featuring what can only be described as nerdy dad dancing. The Internet reactions were swift and ruthless, with comments like "I feel like drake's dancing to hotline bling is how everyone dances in the kitchen when they're home alone" and "LOL Drake is mad corny and embraces it."
Many a denizen of the World Wide Web also discovered that Drake's aforementioned "Hotline Bling" moves could also be matched to pretty much any song ever. The #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat meme began, with Drizzy matched to jams like "Maria, Maria" by Carlos Santana, Justin Bieber's "What Do You Mean" and the Charlie Brown theme song.
They were all great, but today we have been treated to what is, without a doubt, the best "Hotline Bling" meme to ever be memed. We present you with 1-800-PIZZABLING, a video that consist solely of drake throwing pepperonis on top of a pizza. But what more do you need in life? Besides for 1-800-PIZZABLING to be a real, working number, that is.
(For the record, we tried dialing the number, and it's unavailable. The pizza Gods live to deprive us another day.)