• Beyoncé tells Ellen DeGeneres on this afternoon's show that she was "traumatized" watching her sister Solange give birth, but she's still up for a couple kids...eventually. Also, she performs "Single Ladies" yet again, and there is no such thing as too much "Single Ladies." We'll put a ring on it.
• What's A-Rod doing for Thanksgiving? "My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna...She called and he ran on her command back to New York City. Gross!" Well, that angry ex-wife e-mail answers that.