Ilana, Abbi, Broad City

Comedy Central

Unlike you, the ladies of Broad City have Columbus Day off. But they don't want to celebrate Christopher Columbus, whom they refer to us "the original white douche a--hole" who "raped and pillaged his way through America." No, they want to stick it to the man.

"I'm not going to give his ghost the satisfaction of getting me the day off," Ilana Wexler (Ilana Glazer) says in the exclusive clip below. So what's she going to do? Basically what you are going to do at your office on Columbus Day. She's going to check her email, turn the lights on and off and print a bunch of stuff for her and her BFF Abbi Abrams (Abbi Jacobson). Abbi needs some "hot pics of celebs" because screens are really starting to affect her eyes. Same, Abbi. Same.

Things take a graphic turn when Ilana announces what she'd do to Columbus. Warning, there's some adult language that may not be safe for work here.

Broad City stars and was created by Jacobson and Glazer. The duo also serve as writers on the critically acclaimed Comedy Central series.

Broad City returns for a third season this February on Comedy Central. Look for more Hack into Broad City webisodes coming your way before the big premiere.

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