Gosh darn, it! Don't you hate it when a bear eats your kayak?
This hilarious video is just the latest in viral videos of animal-human interaction. What really makes this video truly special is the woman's insane reaction to the attack.
It starts off so optimistically. She thanks the bear for not attacking her kayak then proceeds to PEPPER SPRAY THE BEAR IN THE FACE. The best part about it is that she actually says, "I'm gonna pepper spray you in the face now."
The bear is obviously upset by her pepper spray and seeks retaliation on her kayak. Hysteria ensues as the woman loses it.
The video was posted by Mary Maley who says she was on a solo canoe trip in Alaska when the bear attacked. Doing solo-anything is already difficult but having your only mode of transportation chewed to bits by a 500 pound killer animal makes it even worse. We feel for you Mary but please laugh with us as you try to reason with the bear.
"It's not even food, it doesn't even taste good. It's just plastic."
Mary then shows her knowledge of biology and hibernation.
"Please Bear, It's the end of September, why are you here? You should be asleep."
The best part of the video is when she tries to find out the bear's motivations.
"BEAR. BEAR. BEAR. Why are you breaking my kayak?"
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