Polling All Unsexy Men

Jackman's the sexiest, who's the least?

By Ted Casablanca Nov 19, 2008 9:24 PMTags
Hugh JackmanINCO/FAME Pictures

Hunky Hugh Jackman was voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive this year, mostly because he keeps quiet about his sex life (quite unlike overly gushy stars like Will Smith) and because he was covered in sweat and dirt while filming Australia. Guess the American people prefer their men silent, soiled and foreign? If that’s the case, why wasn’t Anne Hathaway’s ex Raffaello Follieri named sexiest stud on earth? Or would Raffy win the the title of least Sexiest Man Alive, considering all that slimy stuff the con man’s in jail for? Tough call, there’s a lot of competition out there...

Poll

Awful's Un-Sexy Poll

Who's the least sexiest man alive?
Raffaello Follieri
2%
Blake No-Longer-Incarcerated
22.2%
Russell Brand
8.2%
Spencer Pratt
40.4%
Benji Madden
4.6%
Nick Hogan
8.2%
John Mayer
6.3%
Jennifer Aniston
8.1%