AppleSorry, Siri. You can take your sassy responses to questions about the new iPhone and shove 'em in your back pocket. Now we have all the answers we need about what Apple has coming out.
But first, a quick summary of the public's reactions to Apple's new products:
From the iPad Pro to Siri coming to Apple TV to the selfie game-changer to Apple Pencil (yep, that's a real thing), here's everything you need to know about Apple's big announcements.
iPhone 6 and iPhone 6s
The new aluminum alloy case comes in a rose gold option and the display has a new glass.
The new 3D Touch feature means you can "pop in and out" of apps and programs much easier than having to go in and out and back and forth. That all sounds dirty, but it's actually really cool. Check out how easy it is to take and review selfies now:
The camera is now better than ever. It will have a 12MP iSight camera, which is 50 percent more pixels than before. And for the first time: 4K videos!
Another update to the software is something called Live Photos, which we like to call iGifs. Basically, the camera captures a second and half before and after you take a photo, and you can make the pic move and come to life on your phone:
Here are all the specs and features that come with the new iPhones and iOS 9:
The 6S starts at $199, while the 6S Plus will start at $299. You can start pre-ordering on Sept. 12.
Apple also announced a new installment plan, so now people can get a new iPhone every year for $32 a month.
Oh, and Siri is also sassier than ever. But now you can get her attention much quicker with a "hey, Siri!"
Apple TV
The new Apple TV comes with Siri, so you can bark orders at her while you binge-watch:
If you're too lazy to swipe your fingers around the remote, just tell Siri what you want:
You can shop on the Apple TV, too. And sports fans will get a whole new way to watch games. This is what Apple TV's MLB app looks like:
The Apple TV, coming in October, is available for $149 for the 32GB and $199 for the 64 GB.
iPad Pro
Basically, it's huge.
Like, really huge. Compared to the latest and largest iPad on shelves currently, it looks like this:
Want a keyboard to go with it? Yep, you got one:
In short: the iPad Pro is bigger, better, faster, stronger and will soon take over the world! Mwuahahahaha!
The new iPad Pro starts at $799 and can run you up to to $1,079 based on storage, etc. The Smart Keyboard is $169.
Oh! And don't you dare forget about the $99 Apple Pencil:
Apple Watch
Finally, the Apple Watch got a fancy new makeover! You can now get a rose gold finish, just like with the new iPhone 6.
And Hermès has partnered with Apple to create a new leather strap and watch face in case you want a more couture device strapped to your wrist.
One Republic closed out the event by performing "Counting Stars" while Apple execs danced backstage to their own song "Counting Money."
See you next time, Apple devotees! Which product is at the top of your wish list?