Tom Cruise's New Naked Scientology Shroud Has Gigantic Testicles and an Equally Impressive Penis

You've gotta see this NSFW image of the actor

By Brett Malec Jul 29, 2015 6:41 PMTags
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Tom Cruise's new Scientology shroud is packin' heat!

A naked shroud of the Mission: Impossible star was recently unveiled to celebrate his 25th anniversary with the Church of Scientology. Artist Daniel Edwards assisted Cory Allen Contemporary Art in St. Petersburg, Fla. to create the unusual likeness of the movie star for a "pop-up Church of Scientology" near the religion's headquarters in Clearwater.

One particular feature on Cruise's nude shroud is turning heads: can you guess which body part we're talking about?!

The shroud features Cruise with gigantic testicles and an equally impressive penis with very intricate pubic hair detailing. The artists definitely wanted to paint Cruise's manhood in a favorable light. Enormous bulge aside, we're guessing the shroud's junk isn't an exact likeness (sorry, Tom!).

In addition to the impressive penis and testicles, the shroud also shows a backside of Cruise that highlights off his butt.

According to a press release, the Shroud of Scientology measures 14 feet by 3 feet and is made of Poplin.

The artists also created a commemorative coin with Cruise's profile on it to honor the actor and his longtime commitment to the controversial religion.

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