The Real Housewives of Secaucus starring Amy Schumer? Where do we sign up? The Trainwreck writer and star is pitching herself for Bravo's Real Housewives franchise in the video above and, well, it's pretty brilliant.
Why would Schumer be a good Real Housewife? "I'm all of those things. I'm real. I'm in the house a lot. I am not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people," she says in the video. She also has a lot of exes, so the drama factor is there.
And her taglines? Exactly what you'd expect from the Inside Amy Schumer star. "I don't need a man, but I want one. Any one." She even has the Real Housewives opening credits move down.
Next up for Schumer is Trainwreck, her new flick directed by Judd Apatow. She'll appear alongside Bill Hader, Vanessa Bayer and LeBron James in the comedy she also wrote. Her Comedy Central series has already been renewed for a fourth season, with season three generating viral sketches from every episode, from "Last F—kable Day" to an entire episode parodying 12 Angry Men where a jury of men determine if she's hot enough to be on TV.
Schumer's Trainwreck is due out July 17. Inside Amy Schumer wraps up its third season on Tuesday at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central.
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