Mark our words, these baby-holding styles will be all the rage next year among the types of mothers who think they are cooler than everyone else and can raise a child better than anyone else. C'mon, we all know someone like that.
"Why are you holding your baby like?" they'll scoff at you. "Everyone knows the safest way to hold a baby is to use the 'Box of Beers' technique. Geez, Shannon. I didn't know you were trying to hold daughter like you didn't love her."
(In this scenario, you were Shannon. Just roll with it.)