Selena Gomez

Greg Tidwell,

Voting fever is in the air, and in the second most important race in the country (we think!) the results of the heated Selena Gomez head-size controversy can finally be revealed. Thanks to you, the public, the ultimate judge and jury of all things Hollywood, loveable Selena's head is (drumroll please) … 

Just right! It was a close race: 48.3 percent of fans claimed the Latina cutey's cranium was just too big for her to achieve true superstar status, while 51.7percent gave a thumbs-up to the Gomez noggin girth. Whew! This means Selena isn't headed for skull reduction surgery (totally awesome news!), but it opens the narrow door to tween Tinseltown success, so other seemingly bigheaded girls can squeeze in.

C'mon, haters, get over it! Selena is a lovely, sweet, normal-headed girl after all, and total Miley-size stardom is within her grasp. Hopefully Shia will read this and come to his senses! Thanks, everyone!

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