Game of Thrones, Dildo Throne

eBay/Ralph Jones

What do you mean? This would go perfectly with your home decor.

There's an empty Game of Thrones-inspired throne just waiting for the perfect king or queen to take it's seat. But this isn't your regular iron throne—this wonderful seat is primarily made up of dildos.

Yes, you read that right. In March, a contest to win a 6-foot tall, 4-foot-6 wide dildo throne inspired by the hit show found it's winner, but it was just too big (that's what...nevermind).

The erotic and eyebrow-raising replica has more than 200 dildos attached to it, and winner Ralph Jones explains it was too large to fit into his house and has since bought a storage garage for the throne. Now, he's looking for someone to take it off his hands.

But it'll cost ya.

The dildo throne is currently going for £650 (or roughly $1,032) with one bid and still 21 hours left in the game on eBay.

As if the picture didn't sell itself, Jones made a commercial promoting the piece, explaining, "I don't see why you wouldn't want it really. It's just about the best dildo throne I've ever seen."

LOL! Fair.

 

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