People who are about to get married, repeat after us: "I will not drink so much at my wedding that I end up humiliating my new spouse to the point where he/she might actually divorce me before the ink on our marriage certificate dries."
If you need a visual aid for this life lesson, look no further than this YouTube video called "Congrats, You Married A Drunk." Now obviously weddings are for a great time to party, and of course brides and grooms have every right to have some drinks to celebrate their marriage with friends and family. But drinking so much that you can barely stand up during the garter removal? That's not the best way to start off your married life.