Watch as We Hilariously Tried (and Failed) to get American Horror Story: Hotel Scoop From the Cast

Will somebody please give us a hint about the new season? Please?

By Chris Harnick Jun 15, 2015 6:30 PMTags
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There are two things the American Horror Story cast is great at: Making us feel all sorts of emotions and not revealing spoilers. But when one is presented with the American Horror Story: Freak Show cast, one must attempt to get scoop about American Horror Story: Hotel. One simply must!

Here's what we know about American Horror Story: Hotel: Nothing. Well, that's not true. We know the cast includes Evan Peters, Lady Gaga, Sarah Paulson, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Matt Bomer, Wes Bentley, Cheyenne Jackson and Chloë Sevigny. Could more names be added, like Denis O'Hare or Naomi Grossman? E!'s Will Marfuggi tried to get the scoop in the video above.

"I've heard some great things about this season," O'Hare said. What has he heard?! "It's in a hotel…and Lady Gaga is going to be in it."

Womp.

But the amazing Kathy Bates was able to shed a little more light on the happenings of AHS: Hotel. She's going to be running the hotel…oh, we knew that. But at least she knows who her character is! That's more than Angela Bassett knows. What else will Bates spill?

"Not a damn thing or I'll lose my job," Bates said.

We wouldn't want to see Bates go, despite our unquenchable thirst for scoop.